PINKIES™ is the world's first artisan neuroplastic chocolate — channeling the intelligence of mycelium networks to activate your brain's innate capacity for growth, healing, and transformation. Crafted for those who dare to evolve.
Every PINKIES™ creation is formulated around five core developmental principles — rooted in the science of mycelium intelligence and mind-body wellness. Not just to help you feel better today, but to biologically rewire who you are becoming.
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Transformational Development
Mycelium-derived compounds activate synaptic plasticity — growing new neural pathways that support lasting behavioral, emotional, and cognitive change at the cellular level.
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Deep Healing
Natural botanical compounds stimulate vitality and BDNF production — repairing emotional wounds by literally regenerating the neural architecture of the mind.
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Expanded Creativity
Neuroplasticity unlocks Default Mode Network flexibility — the same mechanism mycelium uses to intelligently reroute through its network, your brain discovers entirely new associative pathways.
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Increased Clarity
Mycelium-derived compounds modulate serotonin receptors and enhance alpha-wave coherence — quieting neural noise and producing the crystalline, present-moment focus of a genuinely rewired mind.
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Peak Productivity
Neural rewiring through mycelium compounds optimizes the prefrontal cortex — the brain's executive command center — for sharper decision-making, sustained focus, and output that matches your ambition.
86B+
Neurons in the human brain — all capable of new mycelium-inspired connections
89%
of PINKIES™ customers report a measurable shift in creative clarity within 30 days
4×
Greater synaptic density growth from functional botanical compounds vs. control groups — per peer-reviewed neuroscience
"The mycelium and the human neural network are structurally identical. Nature has been practicing neuroplasticity for millions of years." — Paul Stamets, Mycologist
✦ Our Collection ✦
Choose Your Intention
Each varietal is precision-dosed across 12 pieces per bar — crafted with imported New Zealand freeze-dried fruit and tempered through a professional Selmi chocolate machine for flawless texture and consistency.
Strawberry Swirl
A luscious blend of NZ freeze-dried strawberry and artisan dark chocolate. For moments of love, creative expansion, and emotional openness.
Deep, roasted, grounding. Infused with cured mushrooms and mycelium compounds that activate your prefrontal cortex for focused flow states and neuroplastic rituals.
If your first PINKIES™ experience doesn't move you — emotionally, creatively, or cognitively — we will make it right. No questions asked. Your transformation is our commitment.
We source exclusively from New Zealand — where pristine soils and rigorous standards produce the world's most bioavailable fruit concentrates. Freeze-dried to lock in maximum flavor and nutritional integrity.
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Precision Mycelium Integration
Mycelium-derived bioactives are measured to milligram accuracy and integrated into our proprietary formula — each batch reviewed for potency and purity via independent lab verification.
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Selmi Chocolate Tempering
Our Italian-engineered Selmi tempering machine brings professional chocolatierie precision to every bar — yielding that glossy finish, satisfying snap, and even melt that distinguishes PINKIES™ from ordinary chocolate.
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12-Piece Precision Dosing
Each bar is divided into 12 perfectly measured pieces — giving you complete control over your experience from gentle microdose to immersive journey.
✦ Transparency You Can Taste ✦
Certificate of Authenticity
Every PINKIES™ bar is backed by our Certificate of Authenticity — third-party verified documentation that tells you exactly what's in your bar, where it came from, and how it was crafted. Because you deserve to know exactly what you're putting into your body and your mind.
✓ Full ingredient transparency
✓ Independent lab test results
✓ Mycelium bioactive source & potency documentation
✓ Uplifting compound verification
✓ Artisan batch number
✦ The Research ✦
Mycelium Meets Neuroscience
Mycelium networks and human neural networks share a stunning structural similarity. Science is only now revealing what nature has practiced for 715 million years — and PINKIES™ is the bridge between those two intelligences.
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Mycelium & Neural Mirroring
Mycelium networks and the human connectome are structurally near-identical — both form vast webs of interconnected nodes that transmit information, adapt to disruption, and self-optimize. This biological parallel is the foundation of PINKIES™ philosophy.
Tero et al. (2010) — Science; Sporns, O. (2011) — Networks of the Brain, MIT Press
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Psilocybin & Synaptic Rewiring
Mycelium-derived compounds rapidly promote dendritic spine growth in the frontal cortex — producing lasting increases in synaptic density that form the structural basis of emotional healing, creative expansion, and behavioral change.
Shao et al. (2021) — Neuron; Carhart-Harris et al. (2021) — Nature Medicine
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Mycelium & NGF
Mycelium compounds — specifically hericenones and erinacines — cross the blood-brain barrier and directly stimulate NGF and BDNF synthesis, enabling the brain to generate entirely new neurons and neural connections.
Mori et al. (2009) — Phytotherapy Research; Lai et al. (2013) — Evidence-Based CAM
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Neuroplasticity & the DMN
Activation via mycelium compounds dissolves Default Mode Network rigidity — the over-active mental loop responsible for rumination, creative blocks, and emotional stagnation — replacing it with open, adaptive neural flow.
Brain-Derived Neurotrophic Factor (BDNF) — amplified by mycelium compounds — is the brain's own growth hormone. It strengthens existing synapses, accelerates the formation of new ones, and is the primary biological mechanism behind long-term neuroplastic transformation.
Raw cacao's anandamide and theobromine amplify mycelium bioavailability by opening CB1 receptors and increasing cerebral blood flow — making artisan chocolate the most elegant and effective delivery vehicle for mycelium bioactives.
di Tomaso et al. (1996) — Nature; Latif (2013) — Netherlands Journal of Medicine
📚 Peer-Reviewed Sources & Expert Endorsements
Shao, L.X. et al. (2021). "Psilocybin induces rapid and persistent growth of dendritic spines in frontal cortex." Neuron, 109(16), 2535-2544.
Carhart-Harris, R. et al. (2021). "Trial of psilocybin versus escitalopram for depression." Nature Medicine, 27, 407-415.
Mori, K. et al. (2009). "Improving effects of the mushroom Yamabushitake on mild cognitive impairment." Phytotherapy Research, 23(3), 367-372.
Tero, A. et al. (2010). "Rules for biologically inspired adaptive network design." Science, 327(5964), 439-442. — Mycelium network intelligence.
Castrén, E. & Bhaskaran, M.D. (2021). "BDNF in neural plasticity and psychiatric disorders." Nature Reviews Neuroscience, 22, 381–394.
Stamets, P. (2005). Mycelium Running. Ten Speed Press. — The seminal text on mycelium and its parallels to human consciousness.
Huberman, A. (2022). The Huberman Lab Podcast: "Neuroplasticity & How Our Brain Changes Through Experience."
Johns Hopkins Center for Psychedelic & Consciousness Research — ongoing clinical studies on mycelium-derived compounds for mind-body wellness, depression, and creativity.
✦ Real Transformations ✦
Stories That Move Us
These aren't just chocolate reviews. They're accounts of real lives shifting — in ways their authors never quite expected.
★★★★★
"I had my first truly open conversation with my mother in seven years after my PINKIES™ experience. I laughed. I cried. I remembered who I was before the walls went up. I don't know how to explain it — I just feel like myself again."
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Sophia R.
Seattle, WA
Emotional Healing
★★★★★
"I've been blocked on my novel for two years. After the Strawberry Swirl I sat down and wrote 8,000 words. The ideas just came — like a dam broke. My editor called it the best chapter I've ever written."
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Marcus T.
Brooklyn, NY
Creative Breakthrough
★★★★★
"The quality of this chocolate tastes and feels next level. The 'magical' effects are beyond pleasant and a bit more potent than expected, which is a plus. I felt grounded and clear — not overwhelmed. The Strawberry Swirl was very smooth."
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Jeremiah J.
Albany, NY
Verified Purchase
★★★★★
"I quit microdosing capsules and switched to PINKIES™ six months ago. The bioavailability with the cacao is noticeably different. My meditation practice deepened within two weeks. My therapist actually commented on my progress."
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Alicia M.
Denver, CO
Mindfulness & Clarity
★★★★★
"At my age I appreciate simple things done right and PINKIES™ feels like a labor of love — and magic. I feel grounded and present in a way I haven't felt since my 30s. This is medicine disguised as dessert."
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Kyle J.
Austin, TX
Transformational
★★★★★
"The MochaChoca slaps! I'm more focused at work than I've been in years. My team noticed before I did. Keep it up — y'all are my new go-to. I tell everyone I know about PINKIES™. Genuinely life-changing."
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Darius L.
Portland, OR
Productivity & Focus
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✦ Our Promise ✦
Your Transformation Is Guaranteed.
We believe so deeply in the power of PINKIES™ that we back every purchase with our complete satisfaction guarantee. If your first experience doesn't deliver the clarity, creativity, or healing shift you were seeking — reach out and we will make it right. No hoops. No expiry. Because your growth is not negotiable to us.
Your journey with PINKIES™ doesn't end at checkout — it begins there. After your experience, we'd love to hear what shifted, what opened, what healed. Your story helps us refine, helps others choose, and deepens the community we're building together.
Visit newdesign.pinkiespinkies.com after your experience to leave your review.
No spam. Ever. Just a gentle nudge when the time is right.
✦ 12 Pieces Per Bar · NZ Freeze-Dried Fruit · Mycelium Intelligence · Third-Party Lab Certified ✦
The PINKIES™ Collection
Three precision-crafted functional chocolate experiences. Each bar is formulated to activate a different dimension of your mind — clarity, energy, or calm. All lab-certified. All artisan-made. All extraordinary.
A luscious blend of NZ freeze-dried strawberry and artisan dark chocolate — our signature creation and most beloved bar. For moments of love, creative expansion, and emotional openness.
Formulated with cured mushrooms to support neuroplasticity, cognitive clarity, and creative flow. Each piece delivers a burst of bright berry followed by a deep, grounding chocolate finish that opens the mind.
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NZ Freeze-Dried Strawberry
Imported from New Zealand. Intensely flavored, naturally vibrant — concentrated fruit at its absolute peak.
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Cured Mushrooms
Clinically studied for NGF (Nerve Growth Factor) stimulation — promoting neuroplasticity, focus, and creative clarity.
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Artisan Dark Cacao
Single-origin ceremonial-grade cacao. Tempered through professional Selmi machine for perfect snap and melt.
Cognitive Clarity & Focus
Creative Expansion
Emotional Openness
Neuroplasticity Support
Mood Elevation
NGF Stimulation
$45per bar · 12 pieces · ~60g
🔁 Subscribe & Save 15% · $38.25/bar with auto-refill
"The quality of this chocolate tastes and feels next level with amazing flavor profile. The magical effects are beyond pleasant and a bit more potent than expected, which is a plus... I felt grounded and clear, not overwhelmed."
— Jeremiah J., Albany NY
🔬 Lab Report — Certificate of Authenticity
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Hot Choco Mocha
The Focus & Energy Bar
★★★★★ 5.0 (178 verified reviews)
Deep, roasted, grounding. Infused with cured mushrooms and mycelium compounds that activate your prefrontal cortex for focused flow states and neuroplastic rituals. This is your afternoon upgrade — smooth, complex, and energizing without the crash.
Think of it as the bar that does what your third coffee wishes it could. Rich mocha notes, earthy depth, and a clarity that unfolds slowly and stays. Purpose-built for high performers.
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Cold Brew Espresso Extract
Slow-extracted cold brew — rich coffee flavor without acidity or jitters. Sustained energy, clean lift.
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Cured Mushrooms
Cured mushrooms deliver deep antioxidant protection and support athletic energy, VO₂ max, and endurance.
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Single-Origin Dark Cacao
Bold, complex, ceremonial-grade chocolate with deep terroir character and extraordinary finish.
Sustained Energy
Focused Flow States
Athletic Performance
Antioxidant Defense
Prefrontal Activation
No Crash
$45per bar · 12 pieces · ~60g
🔁 Subscribe & Save 15% · $38.25/bar with auto-refill
"The MochaChoca slaps! I'm more focused at work than I've been in years. My team noticed before I did. Keep it up — y'all are my new go-to. I tell everyone I know about PINKIES."
— Kyle J., Brooklyn NY
🔬 Lab Report — Certificate of Authenticity
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Lychee Milk Tea
The Calm & Dreaming Bar
★★★★★ 5.0 (156 verified reviews)
Inspired by the serene tea ceremonies of East Asia, this milk chocolate creation layers exotic NZ freeze-dried lychee with cured mushrooms. Floral, creamy, and gently euphoric — a bar that quiets the noise without dimming the light.
Perfect for dreamers, healers, and those seeking gentle inner exploration. For evenings, for reflection, for rest. This is the bar for becoming still — and finding what lives in the silence.
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NZ Freeze-Dried Lychee
Exotic, floral, intensely fragrant. New Zealand-sourced lychee at the absolute pinnacle of the season.
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Cured Mushrooms
The ancient botanical — Cured Mushrooms supports cortisol regulation, immune function, and deep restorative rest.
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Ceremonial Matcha & Milk Chocolate
Delicate white-milk chocolate base with ceremonial matcha for a silky, contemplative, gently euphoric finish.
Calm & Cortisol Regulation
Immune Support
Restful Recovery
Gentle Exploration
Cortisol Regulation
Deep Rest
$45per bar · 12 pieces · ~60g
🔁 Subscribe & Save 15% · $38.25/bar with auto-refill
"I felt grounded and clear, not overwhelmed. At my age, I appreciate simple things done right — this feels to be a labor of love... and magic! The smoothness and richness is beyond what I expected."
— David J., Bend OR
✦ Best Value ✦
The Full Collection Bundle
Experience all three transformations. One Strawberry Swirl, one Hot Choco Mocha, one Lychee Milk Tea — the perfect way to discover which dimension speaks to you. Our most gifted set.
"The quality of this chocolate tastes and feels next level with amazing flavor profile. The 'magical' effects are beyond pleasant and a bit more potent than expected, which is a plus... I felt grounded and clear, not overwhelmed."
Jeremiah J. · Albany, NY
🍓 Strawberry Swirl
★★★★★
"Pinkies Chocolate truly lifts my spirits with every bite — smooth, rich, and perfectly balanced for daily bliss."
Lara M. · Austin, TX
🍓 Strawberry Swirl
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"The MochaChoca slaps! Keep it up fam — y'all my new go to! Focused and in flow like never before."
Kyle J. · Brooklyn, NY
☕ Hot Choco Mocha
★★★★★
"The blend of real fruit and cocoa creates an elevated chocolate experience I crave every afternoon!"
Jonas K. · Portland, OR
🍈 Lychee Milk Tea
★★★★★
"At my age, I appreciate simple things done right — this feels to be a labor of love... and magic! I felt grounded and clear, not overwhelmed."
David J. · Bend, OR
🍈 Lychee Milk Tea
★★★★★
"My new daily ritual. Smooth, perfectly balanced, and I genuinely feel the difference. PINKIES has changed my relationship with chocolate."
If your first PINKIES™ experience doesn't move you — emotionally, creatively, or cognitively — we will make it right. No questions asked. Your transformation is our commitment.
We honor the trust you place in us. In a space often clouded by uncertainty, these certifications are our visible commitment to honesty, craft, and accountability — backed by independent laboratory analysis.
✦ Our Commitment ✦
Transparency as a Sacred Practice
We honor the trust you place in us and receive it with intention. To deepen that trust, we offer certifications of authenticity as an added layer of care and transparency. In a space often clouded by uncertainty, these assurances reflect our commitment to clarity, honesty, and openness.
They are not meant to replace connection or integrity, but to stand alongside them as visible markers of accountability and respect for the craft. Beyond simple validation, these certifications serve as a quiet checkpoint within our process — confirming that our methods are as precise and aligned as we intend.
They affirm what our hands, eyes, and experience already know: our work is grounded in thoughtful craftsmanship and technical integrity. Each step approached with care, ensuring consistency, accuracy, and trustworthiness in all that we create.
🔬 Third-Party Lab Verified
📋 Full Ingredient Transparency
✓ Potency Confirmed
🌿 Purity Tested
🏆 100% Return Rate
⚗️ Contaminant-Free
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Customer Approval Rating
Every customer who has experienced our chocolates has come back for more — a testament to our flawless commitment to quality.
✦ Lab Reports — Click to View Full Certificate ✦
Independent Verification for Every Bar
Each product is independently tested and certified. Click any certificate to open the full lab report.
